Sex jokes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Memes
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Woah, nice cock.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.