Sex Jokes

What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke

Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years