Sex jokes
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”