Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
What do gay horses eat? -- Horse dick.
I think my penis has facial recognition
What's wrong with 89? You blow me and I owe you one
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
If life was like pacific rim i'd say your moms pussy was a category 5
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
i have sex
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
