Tarzan jokes

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow