Tarzan jokes

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.