Tarzan jokes

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"

"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."

"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"

"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."

"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"

"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."

"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.