Tarzan jokes

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!