Tarzan jokes

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!