The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
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If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”
What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
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yol what do you think about sex . good
Six shila
What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex
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wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeist want sex.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
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dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
