my shirt is only red when i think about sex
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her you get your palm red for free
When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
cummy wummy all over my mummy
Who want to be my boyfriend
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
Get a fucking life ya horny bastards
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
Indian porn Ooooh oooh oooh Baaaaaa
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole it's called a brojob but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole it's still called a brojob does it cycle now?
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
When the grass is bloody You play in the mud...
