I fucked your girl.
Sex Jokes
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Dick in my mouth.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
