Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Sore After Waking
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about butt stuff! Get it? "Hurt butt" implies anal sex. That means someone stuck a pee-pee or poop-chute in his butt. You are very dumb for not getting that.
Jacob
Once a got out of bed my butt hurt afterwards
Anonymous
Once I got out of bed, I was Half Naked. Didn't feel anything, the dude was small.