Sex jokes
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Memes
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
I like penis in my bum!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Two sticks only make a fire.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Penis.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.