Sex

Sex jokes

Titty

    • I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

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    • Joystick

    • I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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    • Sex memes

    Planet

    • Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

    Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

    Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

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    • Teddy Bear

    • Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

    She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

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    • Emo

    • Why can’t an emo have sex?

    They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

    Mama

    • How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

    Anal Sex

    • How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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    • Anal

    • I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

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