Penis.
Sex Jokes
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
F*ck my ass.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Vagina?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
