The Long and Hard Test

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude's girlfriend is complaining about a hard test, and he uses that as an opportunity to imply his junk is long and hard. It's a classic bait-and-switch, and you, my friend, fell for it hook, line, and sinker. And frankly, I expected nothing less from someone who probably thinks 'BBC' stands for British Broadcasting Corporation. Pathetic!