Sex jokes

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Like if you wanna have sex.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Pls send.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Clit

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Where did daddy cum in the bed?...

Everywhere!