Crab Bungee Jumping

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke plays on the gross idea of crabs (as in pubic lice) using tampons as bungee cords. It's a disgusting image, which is kinda the point. This joke is only funny if you are 12. Just like the author who posted this. Facts!

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