How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Sex Jokes
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
