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Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
How do mountains see? They peek.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?