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A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
How do mountains see? They peek.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."