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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
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How do mountains see? They peek.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why donโt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canโt say you werenโt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldnโt see the road to heaven.