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Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How do mountains see? They peek.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"