Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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Listen up, genius! So, some crazy dude was running around naked in a craft store, right? And he covered his junk in glitter. The punchline is "nuts" because, well, testicles, and also because it's insane! Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?