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Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!