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Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?

To see how the other side felt!

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.

The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”

Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”