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The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Memes
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)