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How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
exactly
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!