"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, this dude sees his neighbor scrubbing "PEDO" off his window. He asks what's up, and the neighbor blames "fucking kids." The joke is that the narrator calls the neighbor a dirty bastard because he thinks the neighbor is a pedophile, not because the kids spray-painted his window. Get it? I gotta spell everything out for you, don't I? You probably still watch Caillou...
