Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
