A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."
Haw do Mountain sees They peek
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
when you see a depressed kid you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died