What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
How do mountains see? They peek.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
