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Terrorist

THE TERRORIST · 3 years ago

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

NASA

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Friend

Anonymous · 4 years ago

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Team

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".

Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Airport

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

Baby

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?

A low-quality, grainy image of a baby's face as seen on a baby monitor. The baby's eyes appear to glow eerily in the dark.

Google

Cat®️ · 9 months ago

The meme contrasts two scenarios regarding Google's account security. The top panel shows a small, low fence across a sand court, labeled 'Google when someone hack my account.' The bottom panel shows a wooden door with numerous locks, chains, and a combination padlock, labeled 'Google when I login to a new device.'

Terrorist

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a black mask and camouflage pants points to a Boeing airplane with the word 'BOEING' written on the side.

Money

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A screenshot of the Google Play Store page for the Kuda money app, which is advertised as being for Africans. Text overlaid on the image questions the phrasing, suggesting the app is for "Africans for money".

Digital art

Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda waves with the text "You don't know my password" on a black background with small white dots and a crescent moon.

TikTok

Swf · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

Password

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Access

Anonymous · 2 years ago

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

Hacker

Hecker · 2 years ago

When You Outsmart Hackers

Two images are shown in a vertical arrangement. The upper image depicts a cat in a hat looking concerned with the text "the hacker trying to find my address". The lower image displays a cloaked figure walking towards the viewer in front of a purple background, with the text "me who's homeless".

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Time

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10

Selfie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."

Password

Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

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