Vsauce jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.