Science jokes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.