Science jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.