Science jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
The sun is fire.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.