Science jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Memes
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.