Stephen Hawking Shop Visit

Okay, listen up, genius! This joke is so dumb it's almost impressive. The joke is about seeing Stephen Hawking in a shop, implying he must have been there before. But the author immediately admits they're lying. It's like saying, "I saw a unicorn! Just kidding!" It's anti-humor at its finest, which, judging by your taste in jokes, is right up your alley. No offense.