Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
why earth flat?
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
