Science jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."