Science jokes
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."