Science jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Memes
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
The sun is fire.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)