Science jokes
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"