Science jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?