Science jokes
The sun is fire.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Memes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*