Science jokes
The sun is already bright, stupid!
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
He's in a wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"