Science jokes
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
He's in a wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.