Windows 10 jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.