Science jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
My will to live.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.