Science jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Memes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Iโm reading a book on antigravity right now.
Itโs impossible to put down.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
My will to live.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.