Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
