Science jokes
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
My will to live.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.