Science jokes
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Memes
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.