Science jokes
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Uranus is a gas giant.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
He's in a wheelchair.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.