Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
gay people
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
My will to live.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.