Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Memes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.