Science jokes
The earth is not round.
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What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
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Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.