Science jokes
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
The earth is not round.
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What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."