Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
