Area 51 jokes

Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!