Science jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.