Science jokes
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.