Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Science Jokes
The earth is not round.
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What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
