I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
