Science jokes
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.