Science jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I don't get mitosis.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!