Science jokes
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
I don't get mitosis.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.