Science jokes
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Memes
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.