Science

Science jokes

Bill

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Animal

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Earth

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Memes

Mosquito

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Ball

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Top

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Song

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Atom

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"