*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. ššš
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iām sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
