Science jokes
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈