Science jokes
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Uranus is cold.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."