Science jokes
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ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?