Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
