Microchip jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 馃槀
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Stephen Hawking doesn鈥檛 have a dick; he has a microchip.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.