Microchip jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?

Microchips.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.