Microchip jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?

Microchips.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.