Science jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.