Science jokes
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Memes
Heres my "dick" pic
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.