Science jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
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How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.