Science jokes
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.