Science jokes
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
He is dead.