Science jokes
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.