Science jokes
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?