Science jokes
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Memes
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.