What does your head come out of... your brain?
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
