Science jokes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
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What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.