Science jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!