What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
