Science jokes
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!