Science jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
He lost Wifi connection...
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!