Science jokes
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Uranus is blue.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Steven Hawking
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!