"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Science Jokes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
