Science jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
He lost Wifi connection...
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.