Science jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Memes
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?