Science jokes
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?