I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
