Science jokes
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does your head come out of... your brain?