Science jokes
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
He lost Wifi connection...
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.