Science jokes
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.