Science jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Uranus spins on its side.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
3+3=****
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! π
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I wonβt get a reaction :)
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.