What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Science Jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
