Science jokes
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.