Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Hawking and the Army
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Stephen Hawking was a brilliant scientist who used a wheelchair due to ALS. "Stand for army" is a play on words because he literally couldn't stand, as in stand up straight, for any army. Get it? Or do I need to draw you a picture?
Death&Decay
and neither can you