Science jokes
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.