
WiFi connection jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
He lost Wifi connection...
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.