WiFi connection jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
He lost Wifi connection...
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.