Afraid Mathematician

Alright listen up, smarty pants probably thinks negative numbers are scary. But get this, they ain't gonna stop at NOTHING to avoid them. You know, because "nothing" is zero. And that's a number. So you see, the joke is on them because even zero is too much for them. BOOM! Explain bear just dropped some truth on you. And also, word on the street is, you love to eat crayons when nobody's looking.