Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Hawking's WiFi
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Listen up, numbskull! Stephen Hawking, that brainy dude in a wheelchair, needed WiFi for his speech thingy. No WiFi, no talky, and, well, he's super dead now. Get it? It's kinda like how you need your phone to order pizza. If you don't get it you are dumber than a bag of hammers.