Science

Science jokes

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.

Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.