Science jokes
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.