Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
Itâs because they want to be in Uranus.
Whatâs the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but canât grab the money
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldnât stand anyone...
What did the computer say to the other computer? âWell, tech-ically we canât talk.â
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
