What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Science Jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
