What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
