At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
