Scandal jokes
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.