Scandal jokes
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."