Scandal

Scandal jokes

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?

"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."