Scandal jokes
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.