Scandal jokes

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.