Scandal jokes
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.