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Scandal Jokes
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
