What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You see, the joke is funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda wrong. You thinkin' 'bout a relaxing massage, but BAM! It's a priest doing something naughty in a church. That's why you're laughing, even if you feel a bit guilty. Moron.
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