Scandal jokes
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.