What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
