Michel Jackson jokes

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.