What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
What did the HP say to a dell :
Hello!
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week you’ll find out
