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Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Memes
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.