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What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Memes
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"