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Terrorist

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

Green Card

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Memes

Worker

Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess

A green, sad-looking cartoon character is pointing downward.

Cow

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

Pakistan

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Party

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Door

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Helium

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

Clock

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

Grape

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

Footwear

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.

Buddhist

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.