Say jokes

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Person: Why? You: No.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."