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What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!